No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I enjoy the company of your penis
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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