question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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