My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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