help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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