I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm too high and old for this...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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