Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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