hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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