We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
That accounts for only three of the penises
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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