You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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