so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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