She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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