The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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