: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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