I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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