me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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