either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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