You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
