Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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