Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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