they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I wish you could order shots online.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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