It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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