you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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