I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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