This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
