sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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