btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Your cock deserves a montage
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Randomize
