Plan B is the new Plan A
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
