i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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