the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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