Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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