... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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