and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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