I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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