I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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