Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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