their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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