im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize
