So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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