he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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