i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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