she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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