kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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