just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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