well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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