How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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