chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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