There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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