margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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