We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Text me some of your sweat
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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