Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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