either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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