so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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