me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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