so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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